You're a Moron.

You will not believe how much complete morons have ruined our every day lives. People make this world so freaking easy to live in that it's truely pathetic nowdays. You will see the most moronic things all over the place happening, just because some dumbf**k didn't like how it worked.

Example number one would have to be some sleeping pills my mother uses. You can turn it to the side and check side effects. The first one just happens to be "May Cause Drowsyness".

OH MY GOD! Why on earth would anyone need this warning? Are you that freaking stupid that you don't realize that if you take a pill that's going to make you sleepy... first you are going to be drowzy? Are there actually people in this world that need this kind of pre-message?

The answer is Yes. There is some moron reading this blog post right now going "Well, guh, if I hadn't read that side effect, I would of gotten in my car and drove over to my friends house after taking those last time! I would of fell asleep in my car and drove off the side of the mountain. DUUURRR."

Well listen, buddy. If you, or anyone, is dumb enough to not go lay the hell down after taking some sleeping pills... you deserve to friggin run your head into a wall while getting sleepy and tripping over the cat. Go fall on a freaking knife, do us all a favor.

This is just the beginning of the million and one things I could mention. People say the most idiotic things without even realizing it. Brooke Shields said the following when trying to convince everyone that she would be a good Anti-Smoking spokesperson : "Smoking Kills. If you die, you've lost something very important in your life." I don't know about you... but I'm not quite convinced. It goes to show you, however, how high up a complete moron can go. Society has failed if they let a complete moron lacking absolutely any common sense or rational thought get into publicity or ... oh wait. I shouldn't go further. I'll get into a George W. Bush bashing string and the FBI will delete my post.

Or how about the infamous videogame series Xenosaga? This is a fantastic game! The storyline really makes you think, and it actually takes a bit of intelegence to understand and comprehend... but due to that fact it didn't sell that well in it's second game of the series. They fired the top two writers, and hired people who will write a more mundaine and easier to understand game now.

Thank you, morons of the f***ing world. You just ruined a game that is on par with the freaking Matrix. Sure, it's difficult to understand. Sure, you're not going to get all of it without a bit of thought. I am sick and tired of living in a world where everything is spoonfed and nothing is left to your imagination or own research. Get up off your lazy ass and figure it out yourself!

Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? Stupid people used to die off because they didn't know any better, and this world was a much better place because of it. I can't say if I would be one to survive in a world like that because I know that there are stronger people out there than little ol' me, but at least I could die knowing that all the other stupid people were dead. At least that would be a world I'd be proud to die for.

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Oh, by the way (This is why I'm going to work on my articles for a little while before posting them.. I always forget something.)

1) Xenosaga would not of made much, but they now have 4 more games to produce that I won't be buying. They worried about losing money with smart games, now they're going to lose money with dumb games. Way to win the war.

2) To all of you complete idiots out there that will sit and say "The Matrix was stupid!" I've got one thing to say to you. Go take some sleeping pills.

The ONLY people that thought that the Matrix series was a dumb/bad one were the people who could not understand it, it was a smart movie. One for the time that shouldn't of been released due to the fact that morons would not understand it. It was groundbreaking, awesome story, and intelegent.

Want to figure out who's a moron in your friends? Ask them about the Matrix movies. If they haven't seen them, please let them sit down and watch them. It's the Idiot test of the new age.

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Brooke Shields said the following when trying to convince everyone that she would be a good Anti-Smoking spokesperson : "Smoking Kills. If you die, you've lost something very important in your life."

 

 

 

thats beautiful, man.... <wipes tear from eye>

 

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Don't thank me, thank the good people who more than likely went over what to say with her... and deemed this worthy to set over national television. :|