Cowabunga!!

I always like to think that there are forces behind the scenes we don't know about. I had a friend tell me once that he met one of the real Men In Black, and it's not one of those alien hunter screwballs. It's some guy in a black tux that walks around america carrying a briefcase with a bomb in it, he times it, leaves it there, and some guy (Another man in black) comes, defuses it, and leaves with it. Thus the game of cat and mouse continues.

I love thoughts like that. A million and one societies that we don't know about. I'd love to hear about Urban Ninjas or something. I could just imagine black cloaked weirdo's ninja hopping from roof to roof in New York or something on the hunt for criminals or things to steal, all Ninja Turtles style or some crap.

I could just see it. Urban Ninjas, using metal pipes picked up in some alleyway, using kung-fu on the local chinese resturant just for a bite to eat. Then using cloud/memory gas to make them all forget about it, and blame the food dissapearance on bad rat infestation or something.

Then they would return to the Urban Ninja lair for a nice bowl of Ramen (since they're so lacking in funds, and it's so cheap) and pour the chinese food over it for flavor. After dinner they would retire to an engaging game of charrades, because none of them speak... ever. They use keen little urban ninja sign language that consists of an array of passing gas, weird leg gestures, eye movements and metal pipe swaying.

Ahh urban ninjas... you're so cleaver...